I haven't written a blog post in so long, I don't even know how to start one anymore. The last time I legitimately wrote something on here I was still in high school. I find that kind of disturbing...
You might be thinking, "Diana, no one even reads this blog. Why are you writing this right now?" I'd like to say that I really missed writing this blog and getting all of my deep feelings out into the world, but that would be a lie. I have a paper due in the morning about a book I haven't read, so obviously the smart thing for me to do is sit here and struggle through a blog post that will be read by a grand total of 0 people. My compulsive need to procrastinate has driven me to new levels of desperation.
Wow, I didn't know where to go from that last sentence, so what did I do? I started to procrastinate against writing this post. Insane.
Ah well, I guess this is the part where I apologize for being absent and swear to write more. I'm not going to do that this time though, because it will just turn out to be a lie.
This was fun! I'll see you when I see you.